Meeester Bond

Dave, one of the nicest men you’ll ever meet has bionic knees. They set off the X-Ray machines (of which, there are many) and so he’s had more than his fare share of pat downs. Now I thought Dave was a nice man, but what with the special pat downs and then this…..

…… I wonder. Sleeper agent?

I introduced myself to one of our new Russian friends as James from the UK. “Ah; Meeester Bond” he said. ” We’ve been expeecting you. ” Or something like that!